A boy left his bike chained to a tree when he went away to war in 1914. He never returned, leaving the tree no choice but to grow around the bike.
I’ve always thought there should be a word for this, like “dendrophagy.” But dendrophagy is taken for when things eat trees…so what do we call it when trees eat things?
Submitted by e-lisabet
This was actually broken into three parts, but she was kind enough for me to merge it because it was really funny (:
So, I created this. And I submitted it, and to my amazement, a whole bunch of people (2000+ as of right now) have reblogged it. I’m actually pretty flattered! Thanks, guys! <3
This look says: “I’m flattered, but I have a wife, a child, and social anxiety issues.”
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.
OK now I can die.
Okay. So, we just reached the end of everything.
LOOK AT THE NOTES
NOTES BITCHES. LET’S GET TO 3 MILLIONS.
Reblogging this for the fifth time!
Pretty much reblogging this everytime I see it on my dash.